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Quotes = new Array();
Quotes[0] = "\"If you have a glass full of liquid you can discourse "+
"forever on its qualities, discuss whether it is cold, warm, "+
"whether it is really and truly composed of H20, or "+
"mineral water, or saki. Zazen is drinking it.\"
--Taisen Deshimaru
";
Quotes[1] = "\"No thought, no action, no movement, total stillness: "+
"only thus can one manifest the true nature and law of "+
"things from within and unconsciously, and at last "+
"become one with heaven and earth.\"
--Lao Tzu
";
Quotes[2] = "\"Meditation is not a means to an end. "+
"It is both the means and the end.\"
--Krishnamurti
";
Quotes[3] = "\"Zazen is not the practice of self-improvement, like a "+
"course in making friends and influencing people. With "+
"earnest zazen, character change does occur, but this is "+
"not a matter of ego-adjustment. It is forgetting the self.\"
--Robert Aitken
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Quotes[4] = "\"In the midst of all good and evil, not a thought is "+
"aroused in the mind - this is called za. "+
"Seeing into one's Self-nature, not being moved "+
"at all - this is called zen.\"
--Hui Neng
";
Quotes[5] = "\"The mind of a perfect man is like a mirror. It grasps "+
"nothing. It expects nothing. It reflects but does not "+
"hold. Therefore, the perfect man can act without effort.\"
--Chuang Tzu
";
Quotes[6] = "\"Nothing is born, nothing is destroyed. Away with your "+
"dualism, your likes and dislikes. Every single thing "+
"is just One Mind. When you have perceived this, you "+
"will have mounted the Chariot of the Buddhas.\"
--Huang Po
";
Quotes[7] = "\"This one life has no form and is empty by nature. If you "+
"become attached by any form, you should reject it. If you "+
"see an ego, a soul, a birth, or a death, reject them all.\"
--Bodhidharma
";
Quotes[8] = "\"To study the Buddha way is to study the self. "+
"To study the self is to forget the self. "+
"To forget the self is to be enlightened by the 10,000 Dharmas. "+
"To be enlightened by the 10,000 Dharmas is to bring about "+
"the dropping away of body and mind of both self and others. "+
"No trace of enlightenment remains, "+
"and this no-trace continues endlessly.\"
--Dogen
";
Quotes[9] = "Two monks were arguing about the temple flag. "+
"One said the flag moved, the other said the wind moved. "+
"Master Eno overheard them and said, "+
"\"It is neither the wind nor the flag, "+
"but your mind that moves.\" "+
"The monks were speechless. ";
Quotes[10] = "\"Zen teaches nothing; it merely enables us to wake up "+
"and become aware. It does not teach, it points.\"
--D. T. Suzuki
";
Quotes[11] = "\"Studying Zen should never be confused with practicing Zen, "+
"just as studying aesthetics should not be confused with "+
"being an artist.\"
--T. P. Kasulis
";
Quotes[12] = "\"There are three kinds of disciples: those who impart Zen to "+
"others, those who maintain the temples and shrines, and then "+
"there are the rice bags and the clothes hangers.\"
--Nyogen Senzaki
";
Quotes[13] = "\"When you do something, you should burn yourself completely, "+
"like a good bonfire, leaving no trace of yourself.\"
--Shunryu Suzuki
";
Quotes[14] = "\"Do every act of your life as if it were your last.\"
--Marcus Aurelius
";
Quotes[15] = "\"I think I think; therefore, I think I am.\"
--Ambrose Bierce
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Quotes[16] = "\"One clings to life although there is nothing to be called life; "+
"another clings to death although there is nothing to be called death. "+
"In reality, there is nothing to be born, consequently there is nothing "+
"to perish.\"
--Bodhidharma
";
Quotes[17] = "\"Until we lose ourselves there is no hope of finding ourselves.\"
--Henry Miller
";
Quotes[18] = "\"In what is seen there should be just the seen; in what is "+
"heard there should be just the heard; in what is sensed "+
"there should be just the sensing; in what is thought "+
"there should be just the thought.\"
--The Buddha
";
Quotes[19] = "\"All know that the drop merges into the ocean "+
"but few know that the ocean merges into the drop.\"
--Kabir
";
Quotes[20] = "\"It is often thought that the Buddha's doctrine teaches us that suffering "+
"will disappear if one has meditated long enough, or if one sees everything "+
"differently. It is not that at all. Suffering isn't going to go away; "+
"the one who suffers is going to go away.\"
--Ayya Khema
";
Quotes[21] = "\"Zen is not interested in high-flown statements; "+
"it wants its pupil to bite his apple and not discuss it.\"
--Anne Bancroft
";
Quotes[22] = "\"Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced.\"
--Søren Kierkegaard
";
Quotes[23] = "\"Strictly speaking, there is no such thing as an enlightened person. "+
"There is only enlightened activity.\"
--Shunryu Suzuki
";
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